I didn't go to advertising school, but I'm pretty sure the best way to sell a duplex isn't with a photo of a moldering toilet. Apparently one broker has different ideas. Meet 765 Maple St., a bed-stuy duplex listed for $349,000. The featured photograph isn't the most appetizing:
Who's hungry for some real estate?!?
It doesn't get much better in the rest of the photos. The rest of the photos aren't much better:
Love the random bling-arm creeping into the right side of the picture.
Curb appeal isn't much better than the inside:
Who It's For: Mr. Clean
The Numbers: 3,850,000 germs/sq. ft.
The Intangibles: Nothing in this duplex is tangible.
The Bottom Line: This place is a dump!
Who's hungry for some real estate?!?
It doesn't get much better in the rest of the photos. The rest of the photos aren't much better:
Love the random bling-arm creeping into the right side of the picture.
Curb appeal isn't much better than the inside:
Who It's For: Mr. Clean
The Numbers: 3,850,000 germs/sq. ft.
The Intangibles: Nothing in this duplex is tangible.
The Bottom Line: This place is a dump!
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